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November 13 Call me a hopeless romantic...Call me a hopeless romantic if you will, but I like a woman to be a girley kinda girl. Although I like to see tattoo's and other forms of body art on women, I have to admit that I'm turned off by some of the art I have seen on some I would refere to as "otherwise beautiful" women. Imagine the afore mentioned woman with all the attributes that men take notice of, such as long legs. Ok, now imagine those same long legs only one has a small ring of roses around the ankle, mmmm just the thought can get my lil' soldier to snap to attention.
Anyway, for those women who don't know the difference between Attractive and/or Butt Ugly where body art is concerned, I thought I'd share some of the type's of body art that I would take exception to... (be forwarned however that some of you might find it unwise to be too picky, after all beggars can't be choosers)
#1. Prison Art: Nothing is more gut wrenching than nuzzlin up to a woman, kissing her softly on the nape of her neck and finding one of those poorly improvised jailhouse tat's proclaiming "Property of Birtha" just below the hair-line...
#2. Dead Things: Anything that hints or in anyway referes to something that is Long Gone, Lost Forever or may have Died From Lack Of Affection on or in the vicinity of the genitals etc. are a definate no-no and if you need to be told that I would even suggest seeking professional help...
#3. Daggers, Skulls or Otherwise Ferocious Animals etc. on the biceps: You might think that if it's cool on a guy it should be cool on the upper part on your dainty little carrot waxer as well, unfortunately this seemingly simple oversight can mean the difference between The Mighty Oak and The Weeping Willow where your prospective lovers wedding tackle is concerned...
#4. Slogins, Phrases or Jingles: Nothing is worse that leaving a trail of kisses from the shoulders to the breast of your intended conquest only to find a statement claiming "Over One Billion Served" or "Billybob Was Here" etc...
#5. Where as some forms of piercing may look attractive or even become sexually enhancing on or to your face, lips, eyebrows or tongue etc.: you can rest assured that the same does not apply with tattoo's. Now I'm just guessing here, but I'll just betcha dollars to donuts that bringing a woman home to meet mother with an X tattoo'd between her eyes won't be the kind of conversation starter that you'd hoped...
That should help some of you in your quest to find your one true love, if not I'm afraid you may need more help than even I can provide, lol...
IMspidey/M.M. 11/08
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