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November 10 Goin Ta Hell In A Handbasket...So, it's not bad enough that the economy is in the dumper, unemployment is the worst it's been since the 1990's ect. etc. etc...
But now some son-of-a-bisquit has gone and invented chocolate covered bacon. What is this nob-jobber thinking, everybody knows that chocolate is for sex play, bribing children for information in war torn countries, saying I'm sorry and when the wife is ridin the cotton pony. And bacon is for, well it's bacon fer kripe sake...
Let me tell ya something Hershey breath, you come round my neck-o-the-woods talkin chocolate covered bacon and yer liable to be sent home with a huntin boot tucked nicely up yer keister. It's bad enough we got that crazy southern lady (who's name escapes me at the moment) runnin around frying every dang thing she can get her chubby little oven mitts on. Oh no, now we gotta have candy coated heart attachs...
Whats next: Tutti fruiti viagra ? Slurppie flavored enema's ? Holy bat-farts Batman where does it all end ???
IMspidey/M.M. 11/08
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